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Ishirkov Crag is the rocky peak rising to 1490 m in Arkovna Ridge, Aristotle Mountains on Oscar II Coast in Graham Land. It surmounts Crane Glacier to the northwest and Mapple Glacier to the southeast. The feature is named after the Bulgarian geographer Anastas Ishirkov (1868-1937), in connection with the settlement of Profesor Ishirkovo in Northeastern Bulgaria.
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